December 2011
*Little baby falls down*
People: Aww how cute
*Kid falls down*
People: Be careful
*Teenager falls down*
People: HAHAHAHAHA STUPID
*adult falls down*
People: haha aw you ok?
*old person falls down*
People: OH MY LORD ARE YOU OK OH MY GOD SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE THIS IS TERRIBLE OH MY GOD PLEASE BREATHE TALK TO ME TELL ME YOU'RE ALL RIGHT HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP ARE YOU OK OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE
me: i really can't stay
my laptop:
me: i've got to go away
my laptop:
me: this evening has been
my laptop:
me: so very nice
my laptop:
me: my mother will start to worry
my laptop:
me: my father will be pacing the floor
my laptop:
me: so really i'd better scurry
my laptop:
me: well maybe just a half a post more
Dear Dan Schneider,
nerdoutloud:
Did the Seddie arc happen in an alternate universe? Because that’s the only way their relationship can be ignored on such a ridiculous level.
I’m just going to continue to focus on the potential Seddieness that is this beautiful GIF.
All i want for Christmas is...Seddie.
i-never-said-i-hate-you:
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fu-.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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icarlytrio:
12 Days of Christmas Torture
I make it a point to torture Freddie at least a couple of times a month… but I’m running out of ideas lately. So I thought I’d use the 12 Days of Christmas song to inspire this month’s Freddie abuse. As the song goes, for 12 days this person’s “true love” gave her…
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